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Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever
YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣
anyways… reblog + tag what you smell like according to what does a hero smell like 🍃
me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]
my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y
Me, realizing my mistake, reopening Chrome and preparing to mash ctrl+shift+T to bring them all back one by one:
My computer:
my computer watching me click the “Restore” option for all of my tabs after shutting down unnaturally:
You should all be detained ASAP
please watch this john mulaney bit from snl of him complaining about how computers ask us if we are robots it is hilarious 10/10 would recommend
This my bebe. Bebe is bigger than me. Strong bebe
ok friends i wanted to confirm this story’s accuracy before reblogging so i googled it and yes it’s TRUE
AND ALSO the mom cat raised the lynx baby ALONGSIDE HER KITTEN so we have all these cute pictures of the lynx cub with the kitten please look at them
^^^ FAMILY PORTRAIT
Stop that’s fucking adorable
Time has an interactive feature to discover what your name would be if you were born today, based on popularity of your birth year vs. now.
My name would be Mylah. With all apologies to anyone named Mylah, I am now very happy to be named not Mylah.
If I would have been born today my name would be Trinity. Not to bad
Ew, my name would be Adalie today. That’s not even cute.
Mine would be Aspen
“Aleksander“
This was fun
boy id have beat my parents ass if they fucked around and did this disrespectful ass shit to me
Kenna.
What.
I wouldn’t have minded, actually.
huh…
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, what????
I saw a reblog that said ‘pretty boy’ and I swore it was about Iron. I was about to reply ‘he’s the prettiest boy’…
Then I realized it was for something else. XD
You would make your bitty’s entire skull erupt in red if you said that. XD
If you want a flustered bitty that can’t speak and will be putty in your hands, that’s the way to do it.
