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fairy-gawd-muva: dont-touch-my-fandoms: cartiercocaine: wнαт...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 00:36:40 -0400

dont-touch-my-fandoms:

cartiercocaine:

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

chicken-fluff-butts: corblimeys: anyways… reblog + tag what you smell like according to what does a...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:03:25 -0400

chicken-fluff-butts:

corblimeys:

anyways… reblog + tag what you smell like according to what does a hero smell like 🍃

anarcho-kaibaism: hot-chubbies-with-cheese: jerryterry: vodka-zamolodchikova: me: [accidentally...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:31:39 -0400

anarcho-kaibaism:

hot-chubbies-with-cheese:

jerryterry:

vodka-zamolodchikova:

me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]

my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y

Me, realizing my mistake, reopening Chrome and preparing to mash ctrl+shift+T to bring them all back one by one:

My computer:

my computer watching me click the “Restore” option for all of my tabs after shutting down unnaturally:

You should all be detained ASAP

dont-touch-my-juice:please watch this john mulaney bit from snl...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:07:04 -0400

dont-touch-my-juice:

please watch this john mulaney bit from snl of him complaining about how computers ask us if we are robots it is hilarious 10/10 would recommend

pavusiing: brainshart: John Mulaney, a true ADHD...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 10:20:39 -0400

pavusiing:

brainshart:

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

@in-oceanum

oniongentleman: apolloadama: bigpapaonatrain: This my bebe....

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:49:27 -0400

oniongentleman:

apolloadama:

bigpapaonatrain:

This my bebe. Bebe is bigger than me. Strong bebe

ok friends i wanted to confirm this story’s accuracy before reblogging so i googled it and yes it’s TRUE

AND ALSO the mom cat raised the lynx baby ALONGSIDE HER KITTEN so we have all these cute pictures of the lynx cub with the kitten please look at them

^^^ FAMILY PORTRAIT

Stop that’s fucking adorable

nakatadraws: another detroit meme, u can’t stop meoriginal

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:15:32 -0400

nakatadraws:

another detroit meme, u can’t stop me
original

xxtc-96xx: accurate

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:14:52 -0400

xxtc-96xx:

accurate

life-sans-sin: nihilismpastry: lalalalane: endlessyuji: pussylightlytoasted: unclewalk: brokenc...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 23:11:35 -0400

life-sans-sin:

nihilismpastry:

lalalalane:

endlessyuji:

pussylightlytoasted:

unclewalk:

brokenchi:

goldenpoc:

ocotopushugs:

parentheticalaside:

Time has an interactive feature to discover what your name would be if you were born today, based on popularity of your birth year vs. now.

My name would be Mylah. With all apologies to anyone named Mylah, I am now very happy to be named not Mylah.

If I would have been born today my name would be Trinity. Not to bad

Ew, my name would be Adalie today. That’s not even cute.

Mine would be Aspen

“Aleksander“

This was fun

boy id have beat my parents ass if they fucked around and did this disrespectful ass shit to me

Kenna.

What.

I wouldn’t have minded, actually.

huh…

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, what????

nihilismpastry: I saw a reblog that said ‘pretty boy’ and I swore it was about Iron. I was about to...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 23:02:14 -0400

nihilismpastry:

I saw a reblog that said ‘pretty boy’ and I swore it was about Iron. I was about to reply ‘he’s the prettiest boy’…
Then I realized it was for something else. XD

You would make your bitty’s entire skull erupt in red if you said that. XD

If you want a flustered bitty that can’t speak and will be putty in your hands, that’s the way to do it.

get-rammed: Turned my boys into random basic thingys because I...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:53:37 -0400

get-rammed:

Turned my boys into random basic thingys because I love them too much

Fic Rec: Midnight in a Perfect World

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 15:43:23 -0400

rehlia:

Because sometimes you gotta get the goods before you explode
Look, I love me a good slow burn, but sometimes my thirst gets so strong that I need a story that won’t make me read the equivalent of Proust’s In Search of Lost Time before anyone bumps the uglies. This fic was perfect to meet that need and there’s a couple of other high points in it that makes me want to rec it!
What I liked:
It’s a calm, gentle piece of slice of life
has a really nice and cosy atmosphere
fast burn is appreciated
but there’s just enough tension beforehand to still make it satisfying when it happens
nerdy college Sans is lovely
and funny
what a dork
he has the best physics jokes
and the eye-corner crinkling smile hnnngh
he’s attracted but not sure if it’s gonna work out because he’s a literal skeleton and I’m always here for that
excellent use of the sensitive bones trope
like seriously touching cold hard bones has never been so sexy
the alienness of the sex is dope
they need to learn how to touch each other OOFH
there’s ectocock too but the bone sex is what stood out to me
very fluffy
mild femdom
dealing with misunderstandings in a mature way
at one point Sans ends up sitting on a bed being kissed while clutching his trombone because he was too eager and it’s really cute
there’s a little bit of biting kink in the final chapters *sweats*
The link again!

sweaterweathercub: blvck-immaculate: b1gsp1n: beautyisopinion...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 14:20:43 -0400

sweaterweathercub:

blvck-immaculate:

b1gsp1n:

beautyisopinion:

thandelyon:

wamg:

I hope one day I can be this extra

The way sis called out to make sure she had everyone’s attention 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

🗣EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LOOK AT ME *floof*

🗣BEHOLD!

…Peacocks are dudes and like most birds the men are flashy fuckbois whereas the ladies get by on sensible plumage and excellent and engaging personalities.

Photo

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 00:11:20 -0400

Find out what author you write like

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 21:29:27 -0400

Find out what author you write like:

thebananafrappe:

pen-and-sword-writing:

Paste a section of your wip and find out what author your writing style matches up with!

Comment who you’re matched up with!

T-T I wanna believe that. I really, really do.

I’m sorry, what

catsbeaversandducks: “Help.”Via instasurreal

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 00:44:16 -0400

A post shared by instasurreal (@instasurreal) on Mar 6, 2018 at 4:06pm PST

catsbeaversandducks:

“Help.”
Via instasurreal

How to Properly Care for your Owner Handbook: Chapter 17 Drunk

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 22:54:36 -0400

A small something for @nihilismpastry I love reading your stories as I try to get back into the flow of writing. So I hope you don’t mind some short fluff. ^^

Iron was sitting next to his owner, Pastry, as she was answering various questions on one of her favorite websites. She was very popular on this Tumblr thing, or at least that’s what it looked like. He wasn’t going to stop her from doing something she thought would be fun for both herself and her followers, but he was going to be sure that she didn’t drink too much and that she got some proper care before she went to bed. In the meantime, he was more than happy to just be by her side as her soft hands idly stroked his spine once in a while.

“Hey Iron…can you drink?”

His owner’s question surprised him, he thought she would be more focused on her asks instead of him. Ah well, maybe someone asked about it.

“Dunno, never tried it. Ya can call Sil to check, but I think I could if I wanted to. I don’t wanna find out right now though, maybe another time.” He shrugged.

He buried himself against her side once he heard the familiar tapping on her phone, she was so nice and soft. The skeleton just wanted to hide next to her forever, it was one of the best places to be. The very best, was just being around his Miss Sweet at all. He took a glance at the clock seeing as how it was almost two in the morning, he gently tried to pry her fingers away from her phone.

“Miss Sweet, it time to go to bed. It’s getting pretty late and you need your rest.” He cooed.

“Come on Iron, just a few more?” He heard her plead.

Shaking his skull, the bitty teleported the device away in a drawer inside of her room just so it would be safe.

“Nah, you needing sleep is more important. Let’s get ya ta bed, if ya want ya can always answer ‘em tomorrow.” He said as he held her hand.

Once his owner was finally in her bed and fast asleep did he himself get comfortable. His usual sleeping place was either the couch or by Miss Pastry’s feet. He was feeling a bit more protective today, due to her tipsy state, that he decided to guard her by curling up on the pillow above her head. He couldn’t sleep with the nagging need to protect his owner to keep him awake. He didn’t mind though, she needed the rest after drinking and staying up too late. He wasn’t going to let anything unwanted and unwelcome to in to her home while she was unconscious. Nothing bad would happen to her under his watch.

Getting a small idea in his head and a faint red blush on his cheeks, he gave her forehead a couple of kisses. I mean, humans gave other humans good night kisses all the time, right? Yeah, it at least sounded like a good excuse in his head. He couldn’t imagine her wanting his kisses, he didn’t have big or sharp teeth, nor did he even have lips. He wasn’t the big scary monsters of her dreams/fantasies and that was okay. He was happy to give small tokens of affection whenever he could, just to let her know that someone cares about her a lot.

Waking up with a headache, you turn over to see a glass of water and some headache and nausea medicine on your bedside table. Looking upward you see your bitty skeleton asleep, dark circles barely starting to form from under his sockets. You don’t remember when he moved in the night, but you decide to get some more rest before throwing yourself into the fully conscious world.

Ambient sounds for writers

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 22:13:44 -0400

1000storyideas:

Find the right place to write your novel…

Nature

Arctic ocean

Blizzard in village

Blizzard in pine forest

Blizzard from cave

Blizzard in road

Beach

Cave

Ocean storm

Ocean rocks with rain

River campfire

Forest in the morning

Forest at night

Forest creek

Rainforest creek

Rain on roof window

Rain on tarp tent

Rain on metal roof

Rain on window

Rain on pool

Rain on car at night

Seaside storm

Swamp at night

Sandstorm

Thunderstorm

Underwater

Wasteland

Winter creek

Winter wind

Winter wind in forest

Howling wind

Places

Barn with rain

Coffee shop

Restaurant with customers

Restaurant with few customers

Factory

Highway

Garden

Garden with pond and waterfall

Fireplace in log living room

Office

Call center

Street market

Study room from victorian house with rain

Trailer with rain

Tent with rain

Jacuzzi with rain

Temple

Server room

Windmill

War

Fictional places

Chloe’s room (Life is Strange)

Blackwell dorm (Life is Strange)

Two Whales Diner (Life is Strange)

Star Wars apartment (Star Wars)

Star Wars penthouse (Star Wars)

Tatooine (Star Wars)

Coruscant with rain (Star Wars)

Yoda’s hut with rain ( Star Wars)

Luke’s home (Star Wars)

Death Star hangar (Star wars)

Azkaban prison (Harry Potter)

Hogwarts library with rain (Harry Potter)

Ravenclaw common room (Harry Potter)

Hufflepuff common room (Harry Potter)

Slytherin common room (Harry Potter)

Gryffindor common room (Harry Potter)

Hagrid’s hut (Harry Potter)

Hobbit-hole house (The Hobbit)

Diamond City (Fallout 4)

Things

Dishwasher

Washing machine

Fireplace

Transportation

Boat engine room

Cruising boat

Train ride

Train ride in the rain

Train station

Plane trip

Private jet cabin

Airplane cabin

Airport lobby

First class jet

Sailboat

Submarine

Historical

Fireplace in medieval tavern

Medieval town

Medieval docks

Medieval city

Pirate ship in tropical port

Ship on rough sea

Ship cabin

Ship sleeping quarter

Titanic first class dining room

Old west saloon

Sci-fi

Spaceship bedroom

Space station

Cyberpunk tearoom

Cyberpunk street with rain

Futuristic server room

Futuristic apartment with typing

Futuristic rooftop garden

Steampunk balcony rain

Post-apocalyptic

Harbor with rain

City with rain

City ruins turned swamp

Rusty sewers

Train station

Lighthouse

Horror

Haunted mansion

Haunted road to tavern

Halloween

Stormy night

Asylum

Creepy forest

Cornfield

World

New York

Paris

Paris bistro

Tokyo street

Chinese hotel lobby

Asian street at nightfall

Asian night market

Cantonese restaurant

Coffee shop in Japan

Coffee shop in Paris

Coffee shop in Korea

British library

Trips, rides and walkings

Trondheim - Bodø

Amsterdam - Brussels

Glasgow - Edinburgh

Oxford - Marylebone

Seoul - Busan

Gangneung - Yeongju

Hiroshima

Tokyo metro

Osaka - Kyoto

Osaka - Kobe

London

São Paulo

Seoul

Tokyo

Bangkok

Ho Chi Minh (Saigon)

Alps

New York

Hong Kong

Taipei

looneyfrechie: the swap bros try to catch a human but something...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 23:55:11 -0400

looneyfrechie:

the swap bros try to catch a human but something isnt right
audio: game grumps
/do not tag anything fontcest related or i’ll kick you

urbnbullshitters: MOON LAMPS…THEY’RE BACK GUYS!!! So remember...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 23:43:29 -0400

urbnbullshitters:

MOON LAMPS…THEY’RE BACK GUYS!!!

So remember around Christmas time last year, everyone was OBSESSED with these moon lamps? Well, they are back and this time they listened to our requests. Before they only changed to 3 different colors, but now you can make the moon whatever color you want! There’s nothing I love more than a Red Moon :D

Check them out HERE